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Looky Here...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=444 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=443 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=442 something you should be telling us Ross?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=441 Anybody fancy it then?....... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=440 First pic I've taken for a while - came out quite good I think... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=439 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=438 not quite sure what the point of this is... but it impressed me nonetheless!   (";)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=437 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=436 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=435 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=434 Nicked from here , this pic of Homer Simpson is made entirely in CSS! If that means nothing to you - basically, it's not an image, it's text... well I think its pretty clever... o o o o ( O O O \ L ( O... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=433 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=432 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=431 ... Rude Goldberg... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=430 According to South Park :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=429 some rather funky places of work... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=428 Good life... :-(... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=427 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=426 ...shakes head...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=425 Just 'cos Paulio asked for it, here's an RSS feed for BIFW ..... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=424 I was on the skive from work yesterday lunchtime, taking a wander down the Newcastle's "world-famous" Quayside and soaking up a touch of sun into my otherwise pasty, morning-after complexion. 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We seem to be using 1.2% more than normal!...  ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=407 So apparently an Earthquake hit the UK yesterday in Lincolnshire, and the best footage the BBC have is from some students - watch the video on this page and see what you think ... Dunno about you, but I think these students are having a laugh,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=406 well we may need to do more than unscrew them but nice ste anyway... ..... the picure has nothing to do with the link - but boy what would i give for hair like his?!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=405 click... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=404 Man dies in cake-eating contest "An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes. 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If this works, posting new stuff should work - there's something funky going on with the HTML editor thingy and licences - but just ignore that for the mo... might try to add a simpler editor so no licence is needed....... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=398 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=397 Idiot...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=396 I'm not too scared of heights, but seeing them on top of a crane this high got me a bit - but then it justs gets crazy! (Just wish there was better music on it....)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=395 Who knew he was so bad live?... :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=394 It's started already! :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=393 No shit?... really?... 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Happy New Year, Xmas etc etc... Anyway, stuff... well, here's a pic I took with my camera I bought myself before Xmas :-) Erm... and an animated gif, yeah these are always good! And a funny pic - bit of a... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=383 Have a look at this newspaper front page ... any amateur detectives out there able to work out who nicked the wallet?...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=382 "A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years." BBC News His excuse?...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=381 Any fans of Futurama reading? This video is from 1967!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=380 In case anyone is interested, you'll not be able to post anything new on the site at the moment as I'm in the middle of upgrading the software runningthe site to the latest code... If I get the time, I may redo the site over again with a redesign... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=379 Alreet Chaps? I know that it was mentioned just last weekend by yerng Jack that he quite fancied another day urn the lash in Newcassle in much the same vain as my Stag Do from earlier this year. Well, I don't know if anybody'd be up for it, but... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=378 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=377 This is going to be so funny ! 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This one made me laugh though - a forum whcih as far as I can tell is completely full of spam! :-) The Puppy Forum... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=369 ...too small?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=368 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=367 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=366 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=365 Made me laugh :-) Hindenburg Problem Solving Google Trends... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=364 Bought for $304... Sold for $503,300!!! Not a bad profit :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=363 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=362 What did they really expect !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=361 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b6_1187215494... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=360 Jumping into a paddling pool from 10.7 meters!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=359 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=358 Just uploaded a load more pics on my Flickr account , a few from the recent Stag Days and some other random ones... have a look, make some comments etc etc.... :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=357 I think it's just a load of old fuss about nothing. What say ye?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=356 Do not click this link , no, honestly - don't do it!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=355 What do you think? Try it for yourself :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=354 Okay, it's been quite a while since I written anything on the old blog front. I feel that this one may be worth a gander to the casual reader:    ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=353 Is this serious?... 3D Mailbox... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=352 I think I've fixed the problem with the site. Basicaly our Firewall has been completely flaky lately and we've been so busy fixing up clients sites - I forgot BIFW would be knackered as well. Apologies to Mr Hedley for losing his long post -... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=351 I'll try to fix whatever is going on with the postings...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=350 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=349 The fucker did it again!!!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=348 This site ate my last posting! and it were a long winded one too. ARSE!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=347 Aurora Borealis from space :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=346 I witnessed a murder today...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=345 Linked from the BBC on a story about a website where women can raise cash for breast implants - The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons... or for short: http://www.baaps.org.uk/ :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=344 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=343 Can you spot the fake smiles?...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=342 "We are shocked to see a place of learning, prayer and heritage being presented to the youth market as a location where guns can be fired. "This is an important issue. For many young people these games offer a different sort... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=341 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=340 Those of you who have been on the Internet for a while will no doubt know what 'Goatse' is... anyway - you would have thought someone at the BBC would have known as well - look for the first 'user suggested' logo !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=339 Just a quick one - if anyone reading this has not checked out Google Earth before, I'd recommend it now. Pretty much the whole of the UK is in high resolution now :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=338 Alreet chaps? I've been meaning to put up a post on here since discussing my forthcoming Stag Do set to take place on Saturday 28th July with Greig, Ross'n'Ben a couple of weeks back. Being a man of means, of slender means and also a long... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=337 Google Maps are getting 360 o panoramic photos added - check out the Golden Gate Bridge ! (Drag the little yellow bloke anywhere the road is highlighted blue to get another pic!)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=336 More Alnwick humour - although I suspect unintentional this time! (Click for bigger)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=335 Apparently there is some out there! "Are you a Liverpool fan? Feeling depressed? Can't sleep? Can't talk to anyone about it? Call our help line 0800 101010 That's 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing! Chill out chaps - it's... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=334 "Hello Tyranasaurus Alan" "Birds!"... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=333 My name in John Rambo, DONT F!*K WITH ME... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=332 For those who havent seen the documentary on David Tammet: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=331 What did he think would happen?...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=330 ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95. Americans: "Please divert your course 15... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=329 Aircraft Tower Announcements -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=328 This guys stuff is a must for people who like mashups and stuff like that. local lad too:) http://www.thecontrolcentre.com/  ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=327 If this was the sort of technology they had in the 50s...? Flying Platform 1 , 2... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=326 So, in the past two days I've been to see one of my all time favourite bands live for the first time, (Porcupine Tree), and had a day in town at the Beer Festival... Tell you what - live is good ;-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=325 We all love the Chav scene in Cramlington. I've been shouted at by a few Buzzcocks whilst out on my recently purchased bicycle.. Check out the wit and wisdom of Mr Buzzcocks.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=324 ... but the missus is complaining about being greeted by that "terrifying" album cover image for the forthcoming Porcupine Tree LP. So I am under orders to post something... anything to move it down the pecking order. So, I've... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=323 I've been listening to a few of the tracks off this album , (and going to see them in a couple of weeks) - I recommend eveyone to buy it when it comes out! (Even just for the 17 minute epic third track - Anesthetize!) Oh, and I'd also... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=322 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=321 ... before getting into a Ferrari Enzo ! :-(... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=320 I am child of the Eighties, and thus, my exitement of the forthcoming release of Tranformers The Movie is palpable. Check out the trailer here. Hopefully it will be better than Dolph Lundgren's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=319 We had been arguing since Juhvember about which colour was simply better, Blue or Orange. We even called our quiz team in The Tanners Arms the other sunday "Blue and Orange". Blue had a total score of 21, and Orange was around... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=318 OK, Flickr was talked about at the Innovation Labs loads, so I thought I'd try it out. I have to say - damn good site, easy to use and does "exactly what it says on the tin"! Anyway, I've ended up loading my piccys, (all 912 of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=317 Just in case anyone has been wondering :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=316 Newcastle Beer Festival - Wednesday 18th to Saturday 21st April 2007 Anybody up for this?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=315 John Inman's Dead... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=314 Watch the video , laugh, then read the last paragraph of the story... WTF?!   *EDIT - as the story seems to have changed now, here's the last paragraph as it was written: "US woman crashes into test centre Surveillance camera... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=313 Fantastic!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=312 http://www.news.vu/en/news/InternationalMediaCoverage/060618-Vanuatu-tourism-Jon-Frum.shtml Of course, this is nothing new, the hilarious Norman Wisdom is venerated in Albania and our own Charlton Fortescue is widely believed to be ruler of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=311 This is fascinating : "Which is better :- Orange or Blue". As far as I can tell, Blue won by a margin of 15 to 4. Is it because the sky is blue? Is it because carrots are orange? or Is it because as individuals, we have an... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=310 Alreet chaps? I'm never sure whether people bother to check my forays into blogging but I finally got round to posting a version of the events that led to the term "Turd Tetris" Cheers Paul... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=309 Sex Line operators talking to themselves....... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=308 ... I don't know if it's cloudy or bright, I only have eyes for you" From the point of view of the recipient, this should surely be an overwhelming, although perhaps unexpected compliment. The imagery alone - comparing the loved one in... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=307 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rM6ZNCyPmw&NR... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=306 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rM6ZNCyPmw&NR  ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=305 http://www.guardian.co.uk/medicine/story/0,,1994894,00.html... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=304 Top Gear is back on in a couple of weeks, and they're gonna show the Hamster's crash! Looks quite spectacular!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=303 Ever wondered what happens to videos on Youtube which get deleted? Well, it seems they don't get deleted at all - in fact this site lets you see random deleted videos, (simply refresh), or you can put the id of a deleted video in and still view... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=302 Watched the Borat film the other day - classic! The question is, will the next one be as good? Bruno Probably!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=300 I thought this recording was funny as fuck. Check it out.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=299 Well, it's the end of an era at The Tanners.... Last night was a night full of Music from the likes of Clear Blue Skies and the Kloppengrubers and plenty drinking! I've got a few photos which I may or may not get up at some point,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=298 Two great examples of people who simply shouldn;t be on the road! Parallel parking Leaving the Car Park... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=297 Joseph Kittinger Music by Boards of Canada, but this is what you're watching ! "On August 16, 1960 he made the final jump from the Excelsior III at 102,800 feet (31,300 m). He was in freefall for 4½ minutes and reached a... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=296 Pretty Cool...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=295 .. um, Merry Xmas and all that! Not that there's anyone here any more :-( Tell you what - New Years resolution this year, I'll start putting stuff up here regularly again. Good idea?... Anyone...?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=294 The Sideshow finally rolls into town and get their first proper gig courtesy of MySpace's premier Cyber Pub! Huzzah!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=293 If Roger Hargreaves knew about this he would turn in his grave, Mr Happy has a bad day but i think its great :)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=292 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp0HyxQv97Q&eurl= How the hell this guy stays so calm is beyond me!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=291 Crazy!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=290 I'm sure you've all seen the Human Beatbox , well, here's another clip from the same lad . Good stuff!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=289 ... With An Idiot!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=288 Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=287 The Valentine... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=286 No this fella, that's for sure!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=285 Hello all. As I'm sure most of you know, when BIFW disappeared from the radar thanks to circumstances beyond anyone's control I found a new home in MySpace. This delivered exactly the kind of interactivity I'd always thought it would. By virtue of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=284 This puts things into perspective.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=283 I've been meaning to mess around with Google Maps for a while, and I've finally got round to it: The Beer Map It's currently being populated with Alnwicks' finest establishments, but feel free to add any watering holes you think people should... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=282 Not what you expect!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=281 Sky's fixed footie on c5 yay.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=280 As good as the bouncing balls ?....... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=279 How to deal with telemarketers.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=278 Go to a webpage with lots of images on it, then paste the following into your address bar! javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0;... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=277 Salutations fair visitors of this very site. It has been a while, nay, an age since last I posted anything upon these very pages. Now I am aware that due to circumstances the Iron Liver Tour was postponed. I am somewhat out of the loop these days... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=276 Low! Watch the bird Fighting fire B52 Hong Kong 1 , 2 Baseball game Through a mountain Flyby St Martin Oh ye of little faith Oops... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=275 ... cover war !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=274 Topical Game... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=273 Something for Ross to pick holes in.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=272 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=271 ... doing what a dog does best when it's in a car - even during a high speed chase !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=270 For Potato Salad apparently... seriously - WTF? (And as a bonus - here's a cat trying to sing the Crazy Frog song .... or something)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=269 a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=267 Hey Ya! Idioteque... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=266 ... with Douglas Adams and Tom Baker . Anyone else find it odd that we're watching this as an embedded video on a webpage and it's the norm these days?...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=265 Cant explain this one so just watch.   And why are none of my posts appearing in new windows? (yes I've clicked the 'new window' tag)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=264 Every time i go on Google Vid there's more and more people taking the piss out of Georio Bush . Great.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=263 I think this song is class. Funny yet so true .... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=262 Well, it's been a bit quiet round here eh? Thanks for everyones kind words over the past week - we're getting back to normal slowly but surely, probably try to get out for a few pints tomorow night and catch up with the crack! On an entirely... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=261 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=260 I've finally removed my 'stupid bugger' hat and replaced it with a 'less than stupid bugger' had and finally worked out how to use this new posting malarky. Yes yes, I know it's simple enough but the 'stupid bugger' hat had been well and truley... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=259 Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=258 We've had a few beatboxer clips on here before and you may remember some audio of this fella from years ago - well here's some video of him in action! Iron Man Splash Festival Freestyle 1 Freestyle 2 Music Video If your mother... Not... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=257 Added a link to the left with pics from the Honeymoon :-) (Unfortunately not got the full set of wedding pics yet - but I'll get them up eventually!)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=256 Anyone up for it this weekend? Or next? Gotta get it sorted soon!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=255 A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=254 Clever stuff !!! Oh and may the force be with you :)    ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=253 Anyone fancy coming to see Tenacious D on December 11th in Glasgow? Me and Zig are going at the moment - I've got two more tickets going on a first come first served basis...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=252 Looks like it's been pretty quiet here :-( Anyway, I've got a load of pics to put up at some point - sometime over the weekend probably... Off to the Acoustic Night at the Tanners now - laters...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=251 Everyone needs to go to Popworld Promotes and vote for the boys. Keep them up there at No.1   Do it NOW!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=250 Bush... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=249 Well, I finally did it. Amsterdamaged Pt 2 . *Warning, it is verrrrrrrrrrrrrry long!* you may need a little sleep about half way through. Sorry it's quite so late, it became quite an arduous task in the end and I am thankful to have finished it.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=248 Where we're heading off to tomorrow on Honeymoon! More piccys here!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=247 Just like last year about this time, sitting quite happily watching tv, and out of the corner of my eye - spot this beast raking along the floor, not a care in the world! (And yes - that's a pint glass it's trapped in!) Hope someone... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=246 Just a quick pic from the photographer, I'll probably wait until I get all the photos before posting any more, then I can get them all up in one go...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=245 Well, went to see Radiohead in Edinburgh tonight - supported by a crap band called Deerhoof and Beck, (with a great live puppet version of the band!) Radiohead were great - as you would expect, (if you're into Radiohead that is!) Setlist: 01... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=244 Yes, congratulations Mr and Mrs Davidson. And thank you for inviting my good lady and I to a spooky castle!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=243 Just a quick post to say thank you to everyone who came to the wedding - both myself and Nicola had a great time, and hopefully - so did everyone else! I'll probably post some of the photos here when we get them back, but in the meatime, heres a... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=242 Bloody weather eh?... Anyway, looking forward to seeing everyone at the wedding :-) Remember, buses leave the Queens at 7.00pm, coming back at 1.00am.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=241 Well, I have cobbled together my version of events from the weekend in Amsterdam: Amsterdamage Part 1 Oh, and while I'm here... Come on England 4 - 0 at half time! Sven who? Geen Orn Ya Baastaads!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=240 Well, we made it there - and back... nothing short of a minor miracle! Thanks to everyone who came, it was a good laugh. I'll be putting up some pics at some point, and hopefully sending photos to Paul - I'm sure he'll make an interesting write... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=239 If you need to get a lawyer, hope you don't get someone like this guy ! (Watch the video clips on the left... long, but worth it!)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=238 Uncyclopedia... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=237 What do you expect to find?.... http://www.therapistfinder.com/... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=236 Ross says: You there?... GRRR says: yes mate, what's the crack? Ross says: I need someone to rant to.. GRRR says: <g> ah go on then ... Ross says: wel, just had guy round - he's up for amsterdam, even payed me for the ticket...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=235 Class video...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=234 Following on from the Jools Holand post, a brief conversation in the pub has resulted in this - even cheesier than before, but just had to be done: The Tanners Enjoy :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=233 Right - minibus booked, leaving the Tanners at 4.00pm on Friday, picking us up again on Sunday at the airport at 10.30pm, (flight leaves at 6.30pm on Friday, lands at 10.00pm on sunday night...) £100, so that's like a tenner each... As far... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=232 I've not yet got round to resizing and uploading the pics yet, but I've been playing round with a bit of software called Photostory which can take pics, and an mp3 and at the click of a button - create a cheezy slideshow! Anway - here's... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=231 like cars? - you will like this, http://www.sniffpetrol.com/ hrrm need to work out how u make these active links but its good all the same:) (Fixed it for you. you need to highlight the text to link, then click the link... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=230 Yes folks its all down to a lack of pirates! http://www.venganza.org/ you may see a thread running through my posts, pirates ninjas and lasers, this is ALL that reall matters, except beer and sex!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=229 Just a reminder, (hopefully no ones forgot!), less than two weeks until the Amsterdam jaunt! I've still got one plane ticket to sort out - any takers?.... (Also, we've actually got space for three more people in the accomodation.) If anyone who... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=228 Yet again ....... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=227 No Surprises The Tourist Karma Police Let Down From the same people who brought you Dub Side of the Moon!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=226 Huzzah! Young Ross me laddo you've done well to let us once again run amock on your lovely site. This place'll doubtless be heaving with enthusiasm within the next couple of weeks. I look forward to more midnight musings from the Angry Haddock.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=225 Right, I've finally got round to sorting out the login, (its down the bottom after the links on the left). Log in, and a link to add a New Post will appear and we can start getting BIFW back up to full speed! The interface should be a bit... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=223 ... crazy , crazy fuckers !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=222 Ok, now, how the hell ?....... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=221 Tanners Beer Festival - 29th July until 5th august So far I've ordered Inveralmand: Lia Fail, Dark brown, robust and full-bodied beer with a fruity hop aroma. 4.7% Belhaven: 7o/- Honey coloured ale. Nutty on the tounge with a clean sweet... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=220 January 6, 1946 - July 7th, 2006... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=219 Didn't take long for these to start showing up!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=218 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=216 Quite possibly, the shittest music video ever !    ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=215 I've uploaded a load more photos which used to be on the old site. These ones are from the Orange Music Festival in Newcastle in May last year. Beautiful sunny day, a few beers, and a good laugh with the lads :-)    ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=214 Unashamedly nicked directly from Attu , this made me laugh! "We sometimes gave him some sunflower seeds or a bottle of beer to help him shake off the addiction and visitors are no longer allowed to throw him cigarettes." -... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=213 Go on, give it a shot , then post what you got... See if you can beat 141 :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=212 Just a quick post to remind people about the entertainment on at Ye Olde Tanners Arms as part of the Alnwick Fair starting this week. On Wednesday , there's an Acoustic Night - so get yersel down if you fancy a bit of music! Then on Thursday... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=209 Rumbled!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=208 Oh bugger... first time in four years that Newcastle's first game of the season is at home, and what day have I managed to somehow end up arranging getting married on?... Yup - the same fecking day!! Anyone not coming to the daytime who... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=207 Just in case anyone is wondering - I've had to remove the links to the MySpace blogs over to the right, (they were causing the site to load slow). Pity, because it was good having links to Mr Hedleys (a)musings on life :-) (Speaking of which -... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=206 I'm sure something was posted about the Borat Movie about a year ago - anyway, a copy of the trailer has now appeared ... Hopefully it'll be beter than the Ali G Movie!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=205 As mentioned by Rory in the Tagboard: "The agency said it was investigating claims that staff leapt naked from filing cabinets, had sex in office toilets, held break-dancing competitions during working hours and fought in a reception... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=204 "Ivan Frank: a party of up to 30 persons will easily find a spot on this rugged and distinctive boat. The Ivan Frank is also very suited for smaller companies. The built in beer tap and refrigeration are quite suitable for informal... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=203 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=202 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=201 (Click for bigger)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=200 Two college students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said. The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=199 Well, I've added a few more things back to the site: Tagboard Random Link, (and it is random, so be warned...) Random Image Who is Here Unfortunately, the Random Image isn't quite as good as it used to be so you can't click it and get to... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=198 Courtesy of Rory, I present - Alnwick Road Train an improvised masterpiece, I'm sure you'll agree! (Sorry for the crappy picture quality - but you get the idea!)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=197 Well, another enjoyable Acoustic Night at the Tanners. Can't remember many names of people who played, but the Sting lookalike was very good. Also, the two lads who were playing for the first time were spot on. Apart from that, we had... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=196 Well, another first Thursday of the month rolls along, which means Acoustic Night in the Tanners is upon us again! Get yersel along - especially you Mr McKnight, you've been missed! I might even try to get a few pics for when we do the Tanners... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=195 Ok, I'm starting to rebuild some of the lost content. First section - Iron Liver Tour 2005! All the piccies, (in a random order unfortunately!), are available from the link over to your left. I'll see if I can hunt out any of the previous... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=194 Well, after the fun and games of February 11th, (see pics in case you've forgotten...), we're now settled down again. I've finally managed to get a bit of time to recreate the site. Unfortunately, this has pretty much had to be from... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=10 here they're not too up on their Northumbrian/Alnwick speek, no mention of: cantle nappa clemmie muckle yem cannie peeve burst (or borst) to name a few, they do have: tab, Noun. 1. Abb. of tablet.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=13 Well, I'm definitely doing that again!! Of course, it could have been a total disaster... For starters there were apparently 12,000 Geordies but only 7,000 tickets - but this didn't matter in the end. We were worried about taking things into the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=14 Toshiba has unveiled a prototype fuel cell it hopes will become the power source for laptops in the future.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=16 Courtesy of Ian @ Ambleweb... Our lager, Which art in The Tanners, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in The Tanners. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=20 when words come out, whiskey can't get in. Remove the roadblocks to drinking success with this arsenal of non-verbal communication.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=21 Yet another study by scientists which seems a tad... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=22 BEER... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=25 I don't know, some people ! (By the way a similar - and less technical - approach which I have been actively encouraging, is available to readers of BIFW... Simply place unwanted money in my hands any time you see me in the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=27 Beer Shots !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=28 Ahhhh, a fellow fan!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=31 Well, nothing particularly funny to mention at the moment... So how about a few microscopic pictures of Beer! ... hold on... yup - obviously too much booze over the weekend, this is the second time I've put this on! Bugger, must try harder... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=32 every one i know has at least one thing in common with this !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=33 I'm starting a new thread, simply because these are the best ads ever ... Ah, but, here's the problem - you can't see these ads(don't forget, you can't hear songs for the deaf either), because we DON'T HAVE BROADBAND IN ALNWICK and I still... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=34 Anyone else seen it - the new advert for the Honda Accord? It's class ! It's called "The Cog" and, although it's obviously computer generated due to some slightly odd physics, it's well worth a look! Of course, as is the case... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=35 Why can BB:UK be like the Brazilian... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=36 ... and I thought Helen from the last one was thick! This is an exact transcript of a conversation between Jade and Spencer from BB3... Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=37 No offence to anyone... but talk about Political correctness gone mad! Two Towers Protest I mean, the book was written about 50 years ago, and when it was written it was called... "The Two Towers"! It's a film of the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=38 For anyone who lives in Alnwick and fancies getting Broadband at Home, sign up at: http://www.wewantbroadband.co.uk The town needs 350 people who are interested, (there's only 125 at the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=39 An escaped bull has been shot by police marksmen after it ran amok in a Lancashire antiques shop. The spokesman added: "While in the showroom the animal caused extensive damage to a number of antiques." - really... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=40 It must have been quite a sight - a near-naked man careering down a road on a motorised barstool, with his backside on fire.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=41 Bwaaa haaa haaaa haaa haaaa, Bwaaa Bwaaa Bwaaa haaa haaaa haaa haaaa - hold on a minute . . . Bwaaa haaa haaaa haaa haaaa no its no use this is great... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=42 I will die a grizzly death. How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=43 Some poor bugger is going to get borst... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=44 I'm sure they all think Beer is for Winners... Olivier Bernard (Number 35 you see!) Hugo Viana Gary Speed Alan Shearer (Sir) Bobby Robson... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=45 Star Warz... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=46 "Graham Mason, the journalist who has died aged 59, was in the 1980s the drunkest man in the Coach and Horses, the pub in Soho where, in the half century after the Second World War, a tragicomedy was played out nightly by its regulars... At... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=47 Check out www.kontraband.com... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=48 Website for the best up and coming band in Alnwick - Scirroco Works!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=50 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/2935001.stm... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=51 The yanks have always had a way with words... The British speech : (Lt.Col Tim Collins) "If you are ferocious in battle, remember to be magnanimous in victory. We go to liberate, not to conquer. We are entering Iraq to free a people,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=52 DOUGH... The stuff that buys me beer. RAY... The guy that sells me beer. ME... The guy who drinks the beer FAR... The distance to my beer. SO... I think I'll have a beer. LA... La la la la la la beer. TEA... No thanks, I'm drinking... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=53 It appears that it may be easier for some drinkers to develop a 'winning beer belly' than it is for others, all because of a 'winning' gene. Yeah! I'm not fat guv....I'm just big boned! See full story here here .... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=54 I can't imagine this going down too well at the tanners . . . "erm, make mine a pint of pi55 please... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=55 In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low, and the heart disease ratio is lower than in the United States and the UK. However, in France, the average fat intake is very high, and yet, the heart disease ratio is lower... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=56 "I spent 90% of my fortune on drink and women. I wasted the rest." George Best "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Joe E Lewis. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=57 have a laugh at all your favorite celebs here. loads of funny stuff to be had at Befuddle... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=58 if only i had the money !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=59 You find some interesting sites from Google if you put you own name in! The real me comes third in the results, but check This Guy out! Dear oh dear me... I should sue him for defamation of character! "Wanna Wrestle Dude?" - er..... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=60 From our reporter in the field, Alistair Mackay : Man City are running a vote on their web site to name the West Stand at their new ground after one of their ex players. One of the choices is Colin Bell, so if we're quick and all vote,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=61 Bwa haw haw haw... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=62 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=63 function setcountdown(theyear,themonth,theday,thehour,themin,thesec){ yr=theyear;mo=themonth;da=theday;hr=thehour;min=themin;sec=thesec } /////////////year/month/day/hr/min/sec ///////// setcountdown(2003,05,11,16,50,00) var... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=64 Barry Boys... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=65 Practice buying your rizlas and tabs first... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=66 Check out Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About . Very... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=67 Chewbacca returns to Star Wars... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=68 take me there !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=69 Well, the Scirroco Works lads had there first gig 'proper' in Newcastle last weekend. 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Or even better, with a bit of photoshop magic... look at them!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=77 "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather - who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." -... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=78 Ha hahah hahah hahaha!! Haha.. ha..... ha.... Rotten!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=79 Hope everyone had a good one. I'll hopefully get some pics of our (drunk) week in the Lakes up soon! (This means you... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=80 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=81 Shmaltz Brewing Company is dedicated to crafting quality beer and quality shtick for the Jewish community and beyond... L'Chaim!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=82 Well, we're here!! We've already managed to bump into the Newcastle United team and managed to get signatures from Alan Shearer, Gary Speed, Hugo Viana, Nobby Solano, Olivier Bernard and of course Sir Bobby himself!! The match is tomorrow and Milan... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=83 Sad I know, but I can never resist doing these things...anyway - this is me!! Which OS are You?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=84 you just never know when you might need this... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=85 Well, here I am in Florence and it just about makes up for the disappointment of a couple of nights ago("... you can stick your fucking pizzas up your arse" he he!). I'm pretty sure there will be a portugese referee buying a dodgy time... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=86 Hmmm, remember the reasons to go to Denmark ? maybe we should all go to Zurich instead... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=87 This year Denmark... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=88 take me there !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=89 I know most, if not all, of the people who look at this site, but statistics are a funny thing... Of the search queries used which apparently returned BIFW there's a few odd ones: drink drank drunk porkmice male and female sexual... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=90 Compare your salary... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=91 Here it is the question that's been buggin you for ages . . . just how much did that last dump cost my employer... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=92 If you don't mind downloading a 2mb file, you have to hear this bloke ... i guarantee you will not believe he is making all the the beats himself! (P.S. it sounds cheesy at first, but listen to the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=93 This is me! by G. W.... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=94 Check out the newest product from Sony (Page in... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=95 BBC News reports on some interesting stuff smuggled in by the 'celebrities'... especially John Fashanu! The camp security guards had a busy day - searching the celebrities for contraband. Fashanu was found with two pairs of black... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=96 How to cure your hangover ! How your beer scooter works !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=97 Grrrr... try this .. anyone who can beat my best score of 2470 gets my respect!! ... bugger, John P has beaten it - current record stands at 3200! Any advances? OK - latest attempt by Mr Ben G stands at........ http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=98 Currently watching live Radiohead webcast type thing... odd so far! http://www.radiohead.co.uk/ghosting.html... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=99 Especially the second one - "My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!" Harry Potter Broom... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=100 Of course it... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=101 What do you reckon - can anyone think of any work for her? May 7, 2003 Just wondering if you do any promotional work, I think I'd be very good at something like that and would love to be able to be given the opportunity, I'm 32 and... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=102 The World consists of three types of people: - Those that drink - Those that will drink - And those that are... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=103 So you don't get bored at crimbo !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=104 Courtesy of Sean : this is just plain foolish ! I don't see any brakes and quite honestly steering seems a tad pointless... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=105 Well, it's my Birthday - and no one got me any drink! Oh well, make up for it tonight in the Tanners! (I'll also take the digital camera to get a few pics to put... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=106 Bit of a cloudy pint there barman? ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=107 All I can say is - CHRIST!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=108 function setcountdown(theyear,themonth,theday,thehour,themin,thesec){ yr=theyear;mo=themonth;da=theday;hr=thehour;min=themin;sec=thesec } /////////////year/month/day/hr/min/sec... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=109 taken from the 'hate mail' section : "I don't know if this is a joke or real. If it's a joke, then you'll have a lot of explaining to do when the CIA gets a hold of you. You can't just be confusing people like this with terrorists on the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=110 "The star's love affair with the town that elected a monkey mascot as mayor, began when he met fans of the town's football club on a television programme." Oh dear...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=111 TD { FONT-SIZE: 11px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: verdana, arial, helvetica } That's really sweet of you Sarah, but really, we're sorted for search engines. Site hits are currently increasing at a... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=112 Beyond belief really... "The as yet unchosen boy band resulting from upcoming TV series Popstars is set to top the Christmas charts, bookmakers have... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=113 BBC News reports on an experiment by a group of students to test the claim that an infinite number of monkeys given typewriters would create the works of Shakespeare. "...A single computer was placed in a monkey enclosure at Paignton... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=114 And why not!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=115 Again, can't remember which of these I've had on before, so if they've been on already - tough! "Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes a lifetime." -Gordy from ABC Warehouse "Sir, if... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=116 As if Cruise-Alnwick wasn't bad enough, we now have Cruise-Morpeth as well! 1.1 mk 3 Fiestas with induction kits.... it just gets... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=117 The wisdom of those who drink... 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.' -Frank Sinatra 'An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=118 Well, here's the complete photos from match-day... Interesting composition... Suprising, it actually sold shoes...!? Modern art? Getting pissed on a roundabout pre-match Getting on a roundabout pre-match! It would... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=119 Looking at the statistics for the site, you can see what search queries have returned beerisforwinners as a result. Some are strange to say the least... reqs: search term ----: ----------- 4: east angular 2: graham mason coach... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=120 "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=121 Looks like the staff at Porkmice have been busy lately! Quality stuff... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=122 What do you think? Looks like a proper site doesn't it!! Any suggestions for links to add to the left hand side... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=123 It's not as if we need an excuse, but now there's scientific evidence supporting the need for Curry and Beer! Curry spice combats alcohol-related liver disease... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=124 Mackems began rejoicing today when a high ranking official cast a vote of confidence in Sunderlands Premiership survival... ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=125 15 p... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=126 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO THE ARSES IN ALNWICK , apparently... "lighty up washer jets", " Pionner Head... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=127 Camphill Rise... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=128 Looks like the Iraqi people are going to need a bit more help in teaching them to defend themselves properly! Gun 1 Gun 2... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=129 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=130 Did I really look like this... apparently so! Yup... good... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=131 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=132 Think of the children... "URGENT APPEAL FOR HELP!!!! Normally I wouldn't send something like this to you. But, when it's not too much trouble, most of us like to help others... For pennies a day, you can help sponsor a child... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=133 A load of end of the world... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=134 Check out Wesley Vogelgesang's website !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=135 Courtesy of Lee: ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=136 Not sure if you're going to be psychologically scarred by the latest album or film? Check out the Reviews here... Oh... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=137 An advert found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section... "WANTED" A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal-... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=138 So, here are a few photos from my birthday last Thursday, in no particular order. Quite a good night had all in all - first drink in the Tanners? That would have been an Octuplet (?) Jack Daniels, (with ice). Pretty much carried on in that way... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=139 Well, here's the first set! Taken on Chris's mate Dave's phone - cheers Dave! Getting pissed on a roundabout pre-match View from the stand Suprising, it actually sold shoes...!?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=140 ...with this handy guide ... Thanks to Ben for... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=141 Check it out!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=142 In what seems to have been the most popular topic of discussion so far, (following on from Chris's tale below), I've decided to start a brand new post dedicated to Pub Tunes! First list courtesy of Dale: 1] Blur - Morrocan Peoples Revolutionary... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=143 The Framely Examiner - could give the Gazette a run for it's... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=144 I think they might be experimenting with a few too many drugs... or perhaps just hanging around with Chris Morris! Check out the preview for their internet tv station at www.radiohead.tv... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=145 Listening to the new album... only on the third song, but I have a feeling this is a must... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=146 For any Radiohead fans - here's the 'low-budget' version of the Just video! (From http://www.heathcliffe.live.com.au/... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=147 Inspired by ga2so.com , I've added a random image to the left side of the page - just for the hell of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=148 I'm going for a bit of a mammoth post today, but this is compleetly fcuked ! Don't his parents realise he's knacking his body ? Anyhooo i'm not half glad this kid wasn't in my class when i was 8... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=149 My life is now compleete !!!!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=150 Coming soon - birthday piss up... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=151 86 rules of boozing ! - they would all be true if it had not been written by an American... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=152 "No cathedral, no brewery, no cinema, no airport, no soul, no passion, no future, no money, no hope." (accompanying picture not included go to nufc.com to... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=153 From Mr Greener... "you know those adverts for shameless 'Collectable' tat you get in the back of the Radio Times and shit like that? Well, here it is: incontrovertible proof that we are fucked, being fucked and that we're all gonna... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=154 Check out the Review of the lads' latest gig. (courtesy of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=155 tell this to the monks who get a 3 leter meed allowance a day!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=156 Is it just me, or is does the picture of Alan Shearer on this page make him look like scary 'Cat Woman' Jocelyne Wildenstein...??  &nbsp: Perhaps it's just... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=157 DrinkLikeJohnnyForeigner!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=158 I've added a couple of things to the site - firstly a link to the archive where you can get whatever was posted on a specific date... if you're interested! Secondly, I've added permanent links to all of the stories - two reasons, firstly it means... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=159 made me smile... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=160 Sometimes the BBC News site has the most bizarre stories... Wombles creator Mike Batt has found himself in a copyright dispute with American minimalist composer John Cage. Cage's music publisher has complained about a one-minute... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=161 Unashamedly knicked off Shitshifter , check out the South Park character creator here. Look - it's me! (Well, close... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=162 Yet another study which anyone could have told them the results without spending money and time on... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=163 99 ways to open a bottle of beer !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=164 I know which ones I'd rather smoke! ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=165 Know the signs !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=166 Latest addition - a Tag-Board for people to leave comments, suggestions, criticisms or swear words! Whatever you fancy... and also some more blatant plagiarizing from Andy's Shitshifter site to add the ability to comment on... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=167 Got to be the best/funniest thing I've heard for ages! Everyone needs to hear this album, check out their site... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=168 Balancing beer is for winners : ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=169 1 star hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was mere disco nap which has given you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=170 Someone seems to think that Alnwick has some sort of dark secret lurking underground... Hmmm... do you think we should get in touch with Buffy? Yeah - me too... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=171 This kid is starting early! (Windows Media file... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=172 A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=173 How's the heed this morning?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=174 Ever wondered how many pints are needed before you don the beer goggles? Well, thanks to the latest Scientific Research , now you... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=175 Press Release...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=176 "...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas." OH MY GOD ! ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=177 Fantastic - telly programmes about Booze!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=178 Tense, nervous headache? try Kung Fu Chess Pool is better... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=179 This is a new section of the site where I can put random mutterings about whatever I want...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=180 Along the lines of the classic Jackass sketch with Johnny Knoxville going around a town called "Mianus" pointing out all of the sights such as "Hey, there's a big red fire engine in Mianus.." etc, etc... Well,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=181 how pissed are you?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=182 ...if you mix Beer and Technology? No, not the drunken disaster you might expect, but Beershots! Ta... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=183 I'm a Depth Charge, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=184 As if it wasn't bad enough for the number of tourists already, Alnwick is now "..the UK's most pleasent place to live..." and "Alnwick is no chocolate-box fantasy of rural living ... it has the facilities required for life in the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=185 Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?' David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.' 'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=186 Dear oh dear me... you'd have thought someone who was going to try to cheat a game show out of £1,000,000 would have been a bit more subtle than Major Charles Ingram & friends... For the £500,000 question, he was... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=187 In general, I tend not to get ill - but if I do, I'd rather stay at home feeling sorry for myself than go to see a doctor. And the further away from hospitals I am the better! Just as an example, look at this: "..., loss... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=188 Congrats to Johnny P and Simon! Good to know the Tanners is going to be in safe... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=189 Quotes form the match report of Newcastle vs Sunderland on nufc.com ... Andy O'Brien's nose: "It was already a horrendous shape but now he looks like a parrot. "He already had a horrendous nose when it was right... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=190 "A beer billed as the world's strongest is to go on sale in British supermarkets. Dogfish Head Worldwide Stout is 23% alcoholic strength - five times more powerful than most other beers." Coupla' pints of that'll set you up... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=191 Why not have a look at our comprehensive list of websites begining with beer! 3134 and... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=49 Well, suggestions so far include... educational film demonstrating the virtues of a pint. photo album of people's Magic Moments attained through the consumption of vast quantities of the sparkly brown stuff. (See Clarkey's exploits for a prime... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=18 I think I've found BBC News' April Fools story... Anti Social Mobile Phones Of course - I could be wrong, they've had some strange stories on there before... Andy has also appeared in his own story on Singletrack I've also spotted this... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=4 ...beer works !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=5 New Date Rape Drug Beware! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting bar regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called "beer"... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=7 Courtesy of BBC News .... drunk ," adj , euphemisms include: Ankled (Bristol) Badgered , Banjaxed , Battered , Befuggered , Bernard Langered , Bladdered , Blasted , Blathered , Bleezin , Blitzed , Blootered , Blottoed ,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=9 My local, the Tanners Arms, has recently changed hands and all in all, the transfer has been a great success. The pub still functions in the same way as it did under Dave and Jo's management now that Simon and John have taken over. There has,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=12 ...it's too much! Michael Archbold Guy Blatch Graham Clark Jonathan Frith Greig Waugh Ian Straughan Matty Scurfield Rory McKnight Tony Orange Paul Twine gregrege...