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ARSE!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=347 Aurora Borealis from space :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=346 I witnessed a murder today...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=345 Linked from the BBC on a story about a website where women can raise cash for breast implants - The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons... or for short: http://www.baaps.org.uk/ :-)... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=344 ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=343 Can you spot the fake smiles?...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=342 "We are shocked to see a place of learning, prayer and heritage being presented to the youth market as a location where guns can be fired. "This is an important issue. 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One of the choices is Colin Bell, so if we're quick and all vote,... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=61 Bwa haw haw haw... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=62 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. 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I'm pretty sure there will be a portugese referee buying a dodgy time... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=86 Hmmm, remember the reasons to go to Denmark ? maybe we should all go to Zurich instead... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=87 This year Denmark... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=88 take me there !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=89 I know most, if not all, of the people who look at this site, but statistics are a funny thing... 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Harry Potter Broom... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=100 Of course it... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=101 What do you reckon - can anyone think of any work for her? May 7, 2003 Just wondering if you do any promotional work, I think I'd be very good at something like that and would love to be able to be given the opportunity, I'm 32 and... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=102 The World consists of three types of people: - Those that drink - Those that will drink - And those that are... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=103 So you don't get bored at crimbo !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=104 Courtesy of Sean : this is just plain foolish ! I don't see any brakes and quite honestly steering seems a tad pointless... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=105 Well, it's my Birthday - and no one got me any drink! Oh well, make up for it tonight in the Tanners! (I'll also take the digital camera to get a few pics to put... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=106 Bit of a cloudy pint there barman? ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=107 All I can say is - CHRIST!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=108 function setcountdown(theyear,themonth,theday,thehour,themin,thesec){ yr=theyear;mo=themonth;da=theday;hr=thehour;min=themin;sec=thesec } /////////////year/month/day/hr/min/sec... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=109 taken from the 'hate mail' section : "I don't know if this is a joke or real. If it's a joke, then you'll have a lot of explaining to do when the CIA gets a hold of you. You can't just be confusing people like this with terrorists on the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=110 "The star's love affair with the town that elected a monkey mascot as mayor, began when he met fans of the town's football club on a television programme." Oh dear...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=111 TD { FONT-SIZE: 11px; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: verdana, arial, helvetica } That's really sweet of you Sarah, but really, we're sorted for search engines. Site hits are currently increasing at a... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=112 Beyond belief really... "The as yet unchosen boy band resulting from upcoming TV series Popstars is set to top the Christmas charts, bookmakers have... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=113 BBC News reports on an experiment by a group of students to test the claim that an infinite number of monkeys given typewriters would create the works of Shakespeare. "...A single computer was placed in a monkey enclosure at Paignton... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=114 And why not!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=115 Again, can't remember which of these I've had on before, so if they've been on already - tough! "Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes a lifetime." -Gordy from ABC Warehouse "Sir, if... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=116 As if Cruise-Alnwick wasn't bad enough, we now have Cruise-Morpeth as well! 1.1 mk 3 Fiestas with induction kits.... it just gets... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=117 The wisdom of those who drink... 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.' -Frank Sinatra 'An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=118 Well, here's the complete photos from match-day... Interesting composition... Suprising, it actually sold shoes...!? Modern art? Getting pissed on a roundabout pre-match Getting on a roundabout pre-match! It would... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=119 Looking at the statistics for the site, you can see what search queries have returned beerisforwinners as a result. Some are strange to say the least... reqs: search term ----: ----------- 4: east angular 2: graham mason coach... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=120 "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=121 Looks like the staff at Porkmice have been busy lately! Quality stuff... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=122 What do you think? Looks like a proper site doesn't it!! Any suggestions for links to add to the left hand side... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=123 It's not as if we need an excuse, but now there's scientific evidence supporting the need for Curry and Beer! Curry spice combats alcohol-related liver disease... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=124 Mackems began rejoicing today when a high ranking official cast a vote of confidence in Sunderlands Premiership survival... ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=125 15 p... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=126 THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO THE ARSES IN ALNWICK , apparently... 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For pennies a day, you can help sponsor a child... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=133 A load of end of the world... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=134 Check out Wesley Vogelgesang's website !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=135 Courtesy of Lee: ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=136 Not sure if you're going to be psychologically scarred by the latest album or film? Check out the Reviews here... Oh... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=137 An advert found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section... "WANTED" A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal-... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=138 So, here are a few photos from my birthday last Thursday, in no particular order. Quite a good night had all in all - first drink in the Tanners? That would have been an Octuplet (?) Jack Daniels, (with ice). Pretty much carried on in that way... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=139 Well, here's the first set! Taken on Chris's mate Dave's phone - cheers Dave! Getting pissed on a roundabout pre-match View from the stand Suprising, it actually sold shoes...!?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=140 ...with this handy guide ... Thanks to Ben for... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=141 Check it out!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=142 In what seems to have been the most popular topic of discussion so far, (following on from Chris's tale below), I've decided to start a brand new post dedicated to Pub Tunes! First list courtesy of Dale: 1] Blur - Morrocan Peoples Revolutionary... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=143 The Framely Examiner - could give the Gazette a run for it's... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=144 I think they might be experimenting with a few too many drugs... or perhaps just hanging around with Chris Morris! Check out the preview for their internet tv station at www.radiohead.tv... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=145 Listening to the new album... only on the third song, but I have a feeling this is a must... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=146 For any Radiohead fans - here's the 'low-budget' version of the Just video! (From http://www.heathcliffe.live.com.au/... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=147 Inspired by ga2so.com , I've added a random image to the left side of the page - just for the hell of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=148 I'm going for a bit of a mammoth post today, but this is compleetly fcuked ! Don't his parents realise he's knacking his body ? Anyhooo i'm not half glad this kid wasn't in my class when i was 8... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=149 My life is now compleete !!!!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=150 Coming soon - birthday piss up... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=151 86 rules of boozing ! - they would all be true if it had not been written by an American... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=152 "No cathedral, no brewery, no cinema, no airport, no soul, no passion, no future, no money, no hope." (accompanying picture not included go to nufc.com to... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=153 From Mr Greener... "you know those adverts for shameless 'Collectable' tat you get in the back of the Radio Times and shit like that? Well, here it is: incontrovertible proof that we are fucked, being fucked and that we're all gonna... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=154 Check out the Review of the lads' latest gig. (courtesy of... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=155 tell this to the monks who get a 3 leter meed allowance a day!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=156 Is it just me, or is does the picture of Alan Shearer on this page make him look like scary 'Cat Woman' Jocelyne Wildenstein...??  &nbsp: Perhaps it's just... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=157 DrinkLikeJohnnyForeigner!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=158 I've added a couple of things to the site - firstly a link to the archive where you can get whatever was posted on a specific date... if you're interested! Secondly, I've added permanent links to all of the stories - two reasons, firstly it means... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=159 made me smile... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=160 Sometimes the BBC News site has the most bizarre stories... Wombles creator Mike Batt has found himself in a copyright dispute with American minimalist composer John Cage. Cage's music publisher has complained about a one-minute... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=161 Unashamedly knicked off Shitshifter , check out the South Park character creator here. Look - it's me! (Well, close... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=162 Yet another study which anyone could have told them the results without spending money and time on... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=163 99 ways to open a bottle of beer !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=164 I know which ones I'd rather smoke! ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=165 Know the signs !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=166 Latest addition - a Tag-Board for people to leave comments, suggestions, criticisms or swear words! Whatever you fancy... and also some more blatant plagiarizing from Andy's Shitshifter site to add the ability to comment on... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=167 Got to be the best/funniest thing I've heard for ages! Everyone needs to hear this album, check out their site... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=168 Balancing beer is for winners : ... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=169 1 star hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was mere disco nap which has given you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=170 Someone seems to think that Alnwick has some sort of dark secret lurking underground... Hmmm... do you think we should get in touch with Buffy? Yeah - me too... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=171 This kid is starting early! (Windows Media file... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=172 A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=173 How's the heed this morning?... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=174 Ever wondered how many pints are needed before you don the beer goggles? Well, thanks to the latest Scientific Research , now you... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=175 Press Release...... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=176 "...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas." 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Ta... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=183 I'm a Depth Charge, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=184 As if it wasn't bad enough for the number of tourists already, Alnwick is now "..the UK's most pleasent place to live..." and "Alnwick is no chocolate-box fantasy of rural living ... it has the facilities required for life in the... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=185 Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?' David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.' 'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=186 Dear oh dear me... you'd have thought someone who was going to try to cheat a game show out of £1,000,000 would have been a bit more subtle than Major Charles Ingram & friends... 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Coupla' pints of that'll set you up... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=191 Why not have a look at our comprehensive list of websites begining with beer! 3134 and... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=49 Well, suggestions so far include... educational film demonstrating the virtues of a pint. photo album of people's Magic Moments attained through the consumption of vast quantities of the sparkly brown stuff. (See Clarkey's exploits for a prime... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=18 I think I've found BBC News' April Fools story... Anti Social Mobile Phones Of course - I could be wrong, they've had some strange stories on there before... Andy has also appeared in his own story on Singletrack I've also spotted this... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=4 ...beer works !... http://www.beerisforwinners.com/comments.htm?pk_news=5 New Date Rape Drug Beware! 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